February 2011
Kyler: What are you so afraid of?
Me: I'm God. I don't get scared.
Reblog if you're going to have a totally awesome...
That awkward moment when you're talking and no one...
hideyokidzhideyowife:
justagirlbornindixie:
ALL THE TIME.
EVERYDAY.
when parents ask you ...
hideyokidzhideyowife:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
i cant.
January 2011
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
1 tag
hazor:
There are many things that I would Like...
new favorite Bible quote
holymotherofhnng:
When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand
While walking with your friends...
beliebinjus:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
amedicinalreality:
There Is A Light That Never...
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
-randomchaos:
LMFAO xD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIANNA!
:D
getmoneypetbunnies:
when I walk into the room and Tyler is eating half the fucking chocolate cake.
fuck. off.
when my parents do not appreciate what a funny...
When you're reading a book, and something...
stfusociety:
justpelvicthrust-:
just yesterday.
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
