February 2012
copingmethodz:
Fuck T[he] [has] Po[lice]
“When did we see each other face-to-face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I...”
– Paper Towns by John Green (via adeuls)
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
tomsjiggle:
you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW
“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...”
– Karen Marie Moning (via loveyourchaos)
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
pitchblackglow:
almost just threw up all over myself by trying to brush my tongue.
sirenstoforget:
i wish i could get away with dating someone really hot
but it would just look like i’d won a competition
Watchodair:
new tv spot.
degrassiislovely:
things i’m not good at
eye contact
conversing one on one with somebody
life
“The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel...”
– Pete Wentz (via liveinchicago) it’s very true when you’re at that certain point. (via mrsdrpepperr)
annoying peer: hey did you do your homework???
me: yep
peer: can i copy it????
me: i don't think any of it is right
peer: i don't care!!!!
me: THEN DO IT YOURSELF ARE YOU STUPID OH MY GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH
i think i should be paid a full salary for every year i don’t kill myself
cor-vitae:
thesecretwarrior:
abklynmyracle:
...
jadderpillar:
covering the answers of your test when the teacher walks by so she cant see how stupid you are
liveonhiatus:
i heard if you say forever alone 3 times into a mirror at midnight i appear and punch you in the face for being a faggot
ewrecktion:
I wish I was in the friend zone It would be nice to have friends
Sia - Breathe me
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
majss:
people take me both way too seriously and not seriously enough
Watchfuckyeahjalex:
itsjoss:
theperfectanomaly:
Simple Plan dances to ‘Sexy and I Know It’. Warning: contains lots of sexually arousing hip thrusting.
THAT REALLY IS JACK IN THE WHITE COSTUME OH MY GOD
oh jack.
durncriss:
Stop Typing Like This You Look Like A Goddamn Idiot I Want To Hit You With A Keyboard
blackmormon:
20nth century fox theme flute...
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